meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via halfjill)

How possessive the word mine can be.

(via uglify)

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

(via luxurify)